Flash News: Obama nominates a Justice

By Andrew Fletcher
Although President Obama will not officially nominate his pick for the Supreme Court vacancy until 11 AM ET, sources have indicated he will decide on a name no one ever considered. The sources are suggesting that the nominee will be a local resident’s dog named Justice. Republicans have vowed to reject any candidate the President nominates, and these promises seem to have gone to his head. The White House declined to comment for this article.

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